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Has your man done something funny?
Ismay Offline
#1 Posted : Tuesday, 19 August 2008 9:26:44 AM(UTC)

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We all love to laugh at the silly things dads do, so here at M&B we're
starting a new page where we (lovingly) poke fun at them - and we'd love to
hear your stories. :D From nappy-mishaps to crazy comments, all slip-ups are
welcome! There's a prize for the story that gives up the biggest
belly-laugh!

Send your funny stories to gquigley@acpmagazines.com.au
~Deb~ Offline
#2 Posted : Wednesday, 20 August 2008 6:05:14 AM(UTC)


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Maybe a silly question but do you mean ANYTHING that Dad's do silly or just Baby/children related?

My hubby does the most silliest things all the time :lol:
Deb :wink:
Deb 40yo
Mark 43yo
DD #1 Alison 22yo - 28.08.89
DD #2 Jenna - 16.10.08

Finally Weaned at 35 Months YAY!

~~CORD BLOOD DONOR 16.10.2008.. GOING TO A RECIPIENT..TOLD ON 29.09.10~~
malary Offline
#3 Posted : Wednesday, 3 June 2009 7:36:45 AM(UTC)

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Our son was 10 days old and was crying. My husband was trying to calm him down, however it wasn't working. In a moment of exasperation, my husband said, "No one likes a troublemaker!" to the baby. Gee that worked--yeah right!

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Chelseabun2006 Offline
#4 Posted : Wednesday, 3 June 2009 7:46:07 AM(UTC)


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heheh I was wondering that too Deb.......hey here is one(non baby related).....the other day my DH thought he would help me out and clean the ensuite....when I went in to look I thought it smelled weird and was not clean......then I noticed that he used the spray organic fertiliser :shock: :? :lol: :lol: I had left it upstairs on the cupboard in the main room after using it on the balcony pot plants..........heheheh the poor dear.....well at least the bathroom is well fertilised :lol: :lol: :lol:

katy's mum Offline
#5 Posted : Wednesday, 3 June 2009 8:15:18 AM(UTC)


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The other day DP was watching TV with our 6 month daughter in his lap happily playing with her toes and having a great time. He looked at her and said"if I had toes I would do that too", funny I am quite sure he has 10 toes like the rest of us and I have never seen him playing with them or chewing on them before.

BF for 13 months
BF 13.5 months
~Deb~ Offline
#6 Posted : Wednesday, 3 June 2009 10:10:26 AM(UTC)


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Hahahaha

DH had Jenna with him on his lap while on the computer, he decided to let her "type" on the keyboard.......hmmm BIG Mistake


She almost locked him out of the computer................he had to reboot very quick to stop it from locking.

Needless to say Jenna is not allowed to play with the keyboard anymore, she is however allowed to touch the mouse :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Deb :wink:
Deb 40yo
Mark 43yo
DD #1 Alison 22yo - 28.08.89
DD #2 Jenna - 16.10.08

Finally Weaned at 35 Months YAY!

~~CORD BLOOD DONOR 16.10.2008.. GOING TO A RECIPIENT..TOLD ON 29.09.10~~
sharnsb Offline
#7 Posted : Wednesday, 3 June 2009 10:30:15 AM(UTC)

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To me the funnest thing my husband nick has done to date happened about 2-3 weeks ago....
i came home to see lily had a massive stratch on her face... thinking oh no i have to cut her nails again.... then i turned around and then saw hubbys face he has two scratches under his face like indian marks....

his comment... oh i thought we could do some WWE Wrestling... i didnt count on lily being so competitive... HAHAHAHA



Lolly Offline
#8 Posted : Wednesday, 3 June 2009 10:38:20 AM(UTC)


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The two things I have are during both labours
With my first child my waters broke at 2am and being 35 weeks I had to go in straight away so I wake him up its winter so its pretty cold he goes turn the heater on gimme 10 more mins sleep, being a little freaked out I yell no you idiot Im having a baby, he goes What ohhhhhhhhhhhh promtly jumps out of bed.
With my second child I was 33+6weeks when my waters broke and we had only been asleep for 2 hrs after have a long and tiring day I wake him up he stumbles to the shower vomits everywhere walks around sick as a dog we finally get in the car 10 mins down the road he looks like he wants to pass out so I offer to drive cause you know I want to get to the hospital alive, mind you I'm a learner driver he peacefully slept beside me while I drove having contractions along the way thank god I could actually drive without him having to watch me it was also 1am so their was noone on the road.

Laura-24
John-26



Petal79 Offline
#9 Posted : Friday, 10 July 2009 4:29:04 AM(UTC)

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Location: Queensland

After DH got the snip done last year he did too much around the house instead of relaxing like he was supposed to do. He then complained about how sore it was down there, after a while I told him to suck it up when he replied "youv'e never had stitches down there before". I think he may of forgotten about the 4 children I gave birth to including twins. :?

mrssimmo Offline
#10 Posted : Friday, 10 July 2009 6:13:48 AM(UTC)

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mine is a labour/hospital story.

I had packed my hospital bag and told DH about everything in it so he new what he needed and where to get it when I was in labour.

Anyway - have my waters break I'm in the bathroom in pain and he brings in a maternity pad???? He didn't realise they were for after the birth.
Rachel





Angela86 Offline
#11 Posted : Saturday, 22 August 2009 4:07:45 PM(UTC)

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I was at a friends house helping her bake for her daughters birthday and left my 11 month old son at home with my husband. I got a call from my husband sounding distressed and could hear my son in the background sounding hysterical. My husband then told me he could not get our son's shirt off for his bath and that it was stuck, I asked him if he had undone all the buttons on his shirt and he said yes. I straight away left my friends house ( only up the road from ours) to help my hubby. I tried taking off my sons shirt and he started to get really unsettled, sure enough he missed undoing two of the buttons and slid off with ease after undoing them. Silly bugger.
motherofmany Offline
#12 Posted : Saturday, 22 August 2009 4:12:39 PM(UTC)


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Thanks girls, I needed these laughs tonight. My goodness, makes you wonder how on earth our children survive in their fathers' care :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:


sair Offline
#13 Posted : Monday, 31 August 2009 5:31:03 AM(UTC)

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this is TTC-ing related, but i think its quiet funny
DH's has started poking me (with his finger, get your mind outta the gutter, girls) in the stomach quite hard and demanding "release the egg" in this really strange voice... the funny part is no matter how many times i explain the female cycle to him, he still thinks this will somehow work :roll: .. as if my ovaries have ears!
mvic Offline
#14 Posted : Monday, 31 August 2009 6:16:03 AM(UTC)

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Location: From Melbourne SE. Now in Houston Texas for a few

At my baby shower, both my DH and one of our male friends each managed to assemble a portacot with ease - never having seen one before. However neither of them could figure out how to use the nappy tabs, and after several minutes both gave up in frustration!
Me - 31 DH - 33
- DS1 Isaac - 18 months old (18 months TTC, surgery for endometriosis, and 4 x Chlomid)
- BFP, lost at 9 weeks
- Pregnant with No #2 Due Sep 5 (an IUI baby)


4Tots Offline
#15 Posted : Monday, 31 August 2009 6:27:40 AM(UTC)

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Oh my goodness...these are hilarious!!! What a belly laugh these stories have given me! :lol:

My DH has done and said some 'out of this world' things....but pregnancy brain leaves me struggling to remember them in detail.

I'll be back with a few to share.


Little sister to 5 big brothers (15, 11, 5, 3, 3) and 1 big sister (18 months)

7 Little Australian's
sarah6216 Offline
#16 Posted : Friday, 27 November 2009 7:05:10 AM(UTC)


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when we were having our 18 week scan we were determine to find out the sex.. my husband not really knowing what he was looking at on the ultrasound said in his most convincing voice "SEE I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BOY" the lady looked at him with a smile on her face and said no no thats the umbilical cord... we ended up having another girl lol





Ismay Offline
#17 Posted : Monday, 14 December 2009 7:31:54 AM(UTC)

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Hi ladies!
Some of the stories in this thread are great! If you want to share these your stories with the M&B readers don't forget to send them to me at IVosper@acpmagazines.com.au
Thanks!
Mummy 2 Mia Offline
#18 Posted : Wednesday, 12 May 2010 4:10:20 PM(UTC)


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A week after my first born daughter arrived,and many cold hours sitting up in bed topless breastfeeding,my dh "designed' a top for me to incorporate warmth and the most important job at hand.
He got one of his old T shirts and cut two melon sized holes in the front(like eyes!) So that I could be warm and breastfeed without any troubles! :roll: :lol:
Mia 29/10/2006 Caleb 4/12/2008 One homebirth and 1 freebirth....so amazing!! Lets go again!!
motherofmany Offline
#19 Posted : Wednesday, 12 May 2010 5:08:50 PM(UTC)


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:lol: :lol: :lol: That is classic Mia!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Babyboy3yOldboy Offline
#20 Posted : Wednesday, 12 May 2010 7:23:57 PM(UTC)


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:lol: :lol: at Mia's Mum :lol: :lol: Caring thing to do--keep you warm while you breast feed.

:lol: :lol: at Chelseabun--DH Cleaning with the fertilizer.
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